Wives

  • Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.


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  • When a man opens a car door for his wife it’s either a new car or a new wife.


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  • I’ve never won an argument with her. The only times I thought that I had, I found out the argument wasn’t over yet.
    (Of his wife Rosalynn)


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  • Wives are young men’s mistresses, companions for middle age and old men’s nurses.


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  • It is a truth, universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.


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  • I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.


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  • Once a boy becomes a man, he’s a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife.


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  • An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you, but tries to be just as charming as if she weren’t.


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  • Only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. First, let her think she’s having her own way. And second, let her have it.


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  • By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.


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  • Let’s face it, a wife can sometimes be a deterrent to a good game of golf.


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  • Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.


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  • Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.


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