Weddings
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Why is it bride and groom? It ought to be filly and groom.
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Nothing so surely introduces a sour note into a wedding ceremony as the abrupt disappearance of the groom in a cloud of dust.
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I pray that the church is not struck by lightning.
[to Tom Driberg on his wedding]
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The trouble with being Best Man is you don’t get a chance to prove it.
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I love to cry at weddings, anybody’s weddings, anytime. Anybody’s wedding, just so long as it’s not mine.
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I am about to be married and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness.
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Egg head weds hourglass.
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If it were not for the presents an elopement would be preferable.
