Sex

  • I suppose lesbian sex it's a bit like cricket, in that it goes on forever and there's a lot of men watching it at home alone, on the Internet.


    Entertainment, Lesbian, Men, Sex

  • That will teach the English try and behave like Frenchmen.


    Scandal, Sex

  • Everything interesting takes place in the dark.


    Darkness, Furtive, Secrecy, Sex

  • Censorship is the strongest driving human nature; sex is a weak second.


    Censorship, Sex

  • You can't stop war being sexy any more than you can stop sex being sexy


    Sex, War

  • TV sex is really realistic: I mean, who really knocks all breakfast crockery off the kitchen table?


    Sex, Television

  • I know nothing about sex because I was always married.


    Sex

  • Sex is the driving force on the planet. We should embrace it, not see it as the enemy.


    Sex

  • In my day I would only have sex with a man if I found him extremely attractive. These days, girls seem to choose them in such the same way as they might choose to suck on a boiled sweet.


    Promiscuity, Sex

  • Masturbation; the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth it’s a cure.


    Sex

  • Is it not strange that desire should so many years outlive performance?


    Sex

  • I mean to have you even if it must be burglary.


    Sex

  • On a sofa upholstered in a panther skin
    Mona did researches on original sin.


    Sex

  • I toiled on a farm tilling soybeans
    In a struggle to chasten my brain
    But the girl beans got in with the boy beans
    And I never struggled again.


    Sex

  • I prefer the plumber position. You stay in all day and nobody comes .


    Sex

  • Men who blow themselves up are promised 72 virgins in paradise. That’s a high price to pay for a shag.


    Sex

  • Continental people have sex life; the English have hot water bottles.


    Sex

  • I always thought that music was more important than sex. Then I thought if I don’t hear a concert for more than a year and a half, it doesn’t bother me.


    Sex

  • Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine; we were both crazy about girls.


    Sex

  • Is sex dirty? Only when you don’t take a bath.


    Sex

  • He was into animal husbandry-until they caught him at it.


    Sex