Restaurants

  • No German can see a plat brought in for someone else without being possessed of a great fear that it represents a more toothsome morsel or better money’s worth than what he has ordered for himself.


    Envy, Food, Germany, Restaurants

  • I think ‘waiter’ is such a funny word. It is we who wait.


    Restaurants

  • Restaurant critics, even great critics, are like very bad lovers. They only come once a year; they don’t care if you are not ready; they leave without saying a word and then they tell everyone what you did wrong.


    Restaurants

  • One restaurant you’re in business. Four restaurants it’s the mafia.


    Restaurants

  • It’s so crowded no one goes there anymore.


    Restaurants