Regrets
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I have often had to eat my words and, I must confess, that I have always found it a wholesome diet.
Contrition, Experience, Regrets
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A sure way to lose happiness, I found, is to want it at the expense of everything else.
Happiness, Regrets, Ruthlessness
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There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
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“I tried to be normal once... worst two minutes of my life.”
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In politics, one should not commit suicide as one might live to regret it.
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More tears have been shed over Men's lack of manners than their lack of morals.
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Everyone has regrets and people who say they haven't are either liars or narcissists.
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I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
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Youth is wasted on the young. I’m 52 now and I just can’t stay up all night like I did.
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The caterpillar does all the work and the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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I’d have opened a knitting shop in Carlyle and been a part of life.
[on regretting he was not born female]
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My problem was that I was always missing. Miss World, Miss England, Miss UK…
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Why is it no-one ever sent me yet
One perfect limousine, do you suppose?
Ah no it’s always just my luck to get
One perfect rose.
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My poor fellow, why not carry a watch?
[to a man carrying a grandfather clock in the street]
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Eternity’s a terrible thought. I mean where’s it all going to end?
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An artist must organise his life. Here is the exact timetable of my daily activities.Get up 7.18am; be inspired 10.23 to 11.47am; I take lunch at 12.11.pm and leave the table at 12.14pm.
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Whenever I travel I am too late. The orgy has moved elsewhere.
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He spoke with a certain what-is-it in his voice and I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.
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My birthday. No adequate fuss made.
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If all the words of tongue and pen,
The saddest are ‘It might have been’,
More sad are these we daily see,
‘It is, but hadn’t ought to be’.
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Yes I haven’t had enough sex.
