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  • Americans have a lot of different words than us.They say 'elevator', we say 'lift'; they say, 'drapes', we say 'curtains'; they say 'president', we say 'seriously deranged git'.


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  • Is a great advantage to a president and a major source of safety to the country, for him to know that he is not a great man.


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  • President Trump Is a sort of punishment for Liberals.He is what they get when they refuse to listen to much nicer people, such as me.


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  • Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made president, should on no account, be allowed to do the job.


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  • He’ll sit right there and he’ll say do this and do that. And nothing will happen. Poor Ike. It won’t be a bit like the army.
    [of Eisenhower]


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  • The General has dedicated himself so many times, he must feel like the cornerstone of a public building.
    [of Eisenhower]


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  • If I talk over people’s heads, Ike must talk under their feet.


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  • McKinley has no more backbone than a chocolate éclair.


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  • Poor George, he can’t help it. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth.
    [of George Bush Senior]


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  • Hillary Clinton says she hopes America is ready for a woman in the Oval Office. That was the great thing about her husband Bill. He was always ready for a woman in the Oval Office.


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  • The battle for the mind of Ronald Reagan was like trench warfare in World War I. Never have so many fought so hard for such barren terrain.


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  • If there had been any formidable body of cannibals in the country, he would have promised to provide them with free missionaries fattened at the tax payer’s expense.
    [of Harry S. Truman]


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  • The pay is good and I can walk to work.


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  • A hard dog to keep on the porch.
    [of Bill Clinton]


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  • God Almighty was satisfied with Ten Commandments. Mr Wilson wants fourteen points.


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  • When the President proposed to the second Mrs Wilson she was so surprised she fell out of bed.
    [of President Wilson]


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  • We need a president who’s fluent in at least one language.


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  • Being president is like running a cemetery; you’ve got a lot of people under you and nobody is listening.


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