Mistresses

  • When in love, they fasten on to the tenderest parts of the soul, lend themselves to incredible pliancy to each and every desire and favour the habits of lax self indulgence from which they draw their strength.


    Mistresses

  • When you’re wondering whether she’s his daughter or his girlfriend, she’s his girlfriend.


    Mistresses

  • When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy.


    Mistresses

  • They kept mistresses of such dowdiness they might almost have been mistaken for wives.


    Mistresses

  • Mistress: something between a mister and a mattress.


    Mistresses

  • A mistress should be like a little country retreat near the town, not to dwell in constantly, but only for a night away.


    Mistresses

  • Next to the pleasure of taking a new mistress is that of being rid of an old one.


    Mistresses