Men

  • I suppose lesbian sex it's a bit like cricket, in that it goes on forever and there's a lot of men watching it at home alone, on the Internet.


    Entertainment, Lesbian, Men, Sex

  • I'm not denying women are foolish.God Almighty made them to match the men.


    Foolishness, Men, Women

  • Representation of the world, like the world itself, is the work of men.They describe it from their own point of view, which they confuse with the absolute truth.


    Male chauvinism, Men, World

  • The more I see of men, the more I like dogs.


    Disappointment, Dogs, Men

  • Hypochondria’ is Greek for men.


    Men

  • A man has a hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars ; that is subtraction.


    Men

  • If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.


    Men

  • If a man asks you to have plastic surgery, he doesn’t want you he wants a trophy.


    Men

  • If they ever invent a vibrator that can open pickle jars , we’ve had it !


    Men

  • A hard man is good to find.


    Men

  • You men are unaccountable things; mad until you have your mistresses and then stark mad until you are rid of them again.


    Men

  • The follies which a man regrets most in his life, are those which he didn’t commit when he had the opportunity.


    Men

  • There is nothing about which men lie so much as about their sexual powers. In this at least, every man is what in his heart he would like to be, a


    Men

  • Years ago, manhood was an opportunity for achievement and now it is a problem to be overcome.


    Men

  • Men are animals and as such are entitled to humane treatment and should not be trapped or shot or bred for food and fur.


    Men

  • A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished .


    Men

  • A man …is so in the way in the house.


    Men

  • Summer bachelors, like summer breezes are never as cool as they pretend to be


    Men

  • Beware of men who cry.


    Men

  • Men have had every advantage over us in telling their own story. Education has been theirs in so much higher a degree; the pen has been in their hands.


    Men

  • Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.


    Men