Marriage

  • Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.


    Adventure, Marriage

  • He was described after their marriage is one of life’s natural bachelors.


    Bachelors, Marriage

  • I haven’t spoken to my mother-in-law for 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt her.


    Jokes, Marriage, Prolixity

  • A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other snores.


    Marriage

  • Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.


    Marriage

  • The secret to a happy marriage is if you can be at peace with someone within four walls, if you are content because the one you love is near to you, either upstairs or downstairs, or in the same room, and you feel that warmth that you don't find very often, then that is what love is all about.


    Marriage

  • Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.


    Marriage

  • Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.


    Marriage

  • Marriage is the most natural state of man, and... the state in which you will find solid happiness.


    Marriage

  • What’s new?


    Marriage

  • My dear fellow, buggers can’t be chosers.


    Marriage

  • The consuming desire of most human beings is deliberately to place their entire life in the hands of some other person. For this purpose they frequently choose someone who doesn't even want the beastly thing.


    Marriage

  • Even hooligans marry, though they know that marriage is for a little while. It is alimony that is for ever.


    Marriage

  • You’ve got to understand, in a way a thirty three year old guy is a lot younger than a twenty four year old girl. That is, he may not be ready for marriage yet.


    Marriage

  • Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she’s a householder.


    Marriage

  • Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building.


    Marriage

  • Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet.


    Marriage

  • Marriage isn’t a word; it’s a sentence.


    Marriage

  • My definition of marriage. It resembles a pair of shears so joined that they cannot be separated often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them.


    Marriage

  • Take care of him and make him feel important. And if you can do that, you’ll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples.


    Marriage

  • ‘Tis safest in matrimony to begin with a little aversion.


    Marriage