Food

  • Hors d'oeuvres always remind me of one's childhood, wondering what the next course is going to be like – and during the rest of the menu wishing one had eaten more of the hors d'oeuvres.


    Childhood, Food

  • England has 42 religions and in the two sauces.


    Britain, Food

  • Knowledge is knowingly a tomato is a fruit.Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.


    Food, Knowledge, Wisdom

  • No German can see a plat brought in for someone else without being possessed of a great fear that it represents a more toothsome morsel or better money’s worth than what he has ordered for himself.


    Envy, Food, Germany, Restaurants

  • Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.


    Food

  • Food is an important part of a balanced diet.


    Food

  • Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.


    Food

  • In general, mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires.


    Food

  • Food judgement comes from experience and that experience comes from poor judgement.


    Food

  • Sugar replacement therapy is called chocolate.


    Food

  • When I ask for a watercress sandwich I don’t mean a loaf with a field in the middle of it


    Food

  • Beulah, peel me a grape.


    Food

  • Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.


    Food

  • Serenely full, the epicure would say, fate cannot harm me, I have dined today.


    Food

  • Cheese is a peevish elf, it digests all things but itself.


    Food

  • The mountain sheep are sweeter, but the valley sheep are fatter; we therefore deemed it meeter, to carry off the latter.


    Food

  • No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires too much attention.


    Food

  • I never had a piece of toast, particularly long and wide, but fell upon the sanded floor upon the buttered side.


    Food

  • There are in England sixty different religious sects but only one sauce.


    Food

  • Tell me what you eat and I will tell you what you are.


    Food

  • Clams: I simply cannot imagine why anyone would eat something slimy served in an ashtray.


    Food