Exercise

  • I’ve set myself a target. I am going for less than eleven and a half days.
    [on running the London Marathon]


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  • Jogging is for people who aren’t intelligent enough to watch television.


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  • I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. We can’t reach old age by another man’s road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you.


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  • The first time I see a jogger smile, I’ll consider it.


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  • I don’t take enough exercise, but what is the longest lived animal on earth? The giant tortoise is 120 years old and hardly moves.


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  • The only exercise I take is walking behind the coffins of those who took exercise.


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  • I believe that every human has a finite number of heartbeats. I don’t intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.


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  • I’m not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain.


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  • Cycling releases a chemical that makes you feel utterly smug and superior for the rest of the day.


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