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  • Cocaine is God’s way of telling you that you’re making too much money.


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  • Pharmaceutical companies are better at inventing diseases that match existing drugs than inventing drugs to match existing diseases.


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  • Cocaine is terrific if you want to hang out with people you don’t know very well and play ping pong all night. It’s bad for almost everything else.


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  • You’ll never win a war on drugs. It is hard enough to win a war even when you are not on drugs.


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  • Half the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except that the birds might eat them.


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  • Cocaine habit forming? Of course not. I ought to know. I’ve been using it for years.


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  • Drugs have taught an entire generation of English kids the metric system.


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  • Reality is a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.


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  • A drug is neither moral nor immoral- it’s a chemical compound. The compound itself is not a menace to society until a human being treats it as if consumption bestowed a temporary license to act like an asshole


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