Diet

  • I’m on two diets at the moment because you don’t get enough to eat on one.


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  • Life, if you are fat is a minefield- you have to pick your way otherwise you blow up.


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  • I’m of the pie eater’s liberation front. I’m fat and proud to be fat.


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  • You die of a heart attack but so what? You die thin.


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  • I’m on a whisky diet. Last week I lost three days.


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  • The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.


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  • It’s easier to change a man’s religion than to change his diet.


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