Dating

  • The prospect of dating someone in her twenties becomes less appealing as you get older. At some point in your life, your tolerance level goes down and you realize that, with someone much younger, there's nothing really to talk about.


    Dating

  • Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.


    Dating

  • Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people.


    Dating

  • Dating is different when you get older. You're not as trusting, or as eager to get back out there and expose yourself to someone.


    Dating

  • Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.


    Dating

  • Online dating: the odds are goods but the goods are odd.


    Dating