Cooking

  • In the typical Punjabi household, there are only two cooking modes: making a curry for 36 people or feeding a curry made for 36 people to 6 people.


    Cooking, family, India

  • Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.


    Cooking

  • The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served nothing but leftovers. The original meal was never found.


    Cooking

  • You won’t be surprised that diseases are innumerable – count the cooks.


    Cooking

  • Her cooking is the missionary position of cooking. That is how everybody starts.
    [on Delia Smith]


    Cooking

  • A woman always has half an onion left over, no matter what the size of the onion, the dish or the woman.


    Cooking

  • The difference between a chef and a cook is the difference between a wife and a prostitute. Cooks do meals for those they know and love. Chefs do it anonymously for anyone who has got the price


    Cooking

  • Heaven sends us good meat but the devil send us cooks.


    Cooking

  • You cannot trust people who have such bad cuisine. Britain is the country with the worst food after Finland.


    Cooking

  • The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of mankind than the discovery of a new star.


    Cooking

  • Be content to remember that those who can make omelettes properly can do nothing else


    Cooking

  • What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you.


    Cooking

  • She did not so much cook as assassinate food.


    Cooking