Awards

  • Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath.


    Awards

  • The value of an industry is inversely proportional to the number of awards it gives itself.


    Awards

  • Oscar night at my house is called Passover.


    Awards

  • My career must be slipping. This is the first time I have been available to pick up an award.


    Awards

  • The award for travel writing was veni, vidi Velcro –I came, I saw, I stuck around.


    Awards