Animals

  • Why cannot hedgehogs just share the hedge?


    Animals

  • Big fleas have little fleas upon their backs to bite them. Little fleas have smaller fleas and so on ad infinitum.


    Animals

  • So naturalists observe, a flea has smaller fleas that on him prey; and these have smaller fleas to bite ‘em, and so proceed ad infinitum.


    Animals

  • God in his wisdom made the fly and then forgot to tell us why.


    Animals

  • Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.


    Animals

  • Honey bees are amazing creatures. I mean, think about it, so earwigs make chutney?


    Animals

  • The great thing about racehorses is that you don’t need to take them for walks.


    Animals

  • Dogs look up to you, cats look down on you. Give me a pig. He just looks you in the eye and treats you as an equal.


    Animals