America

  • Never get into a well with an American rope.


    America, Betrayal, Forewarning

  • I think of Europe as a hardcover book, America is the paperback version.


    America, Europe

  • Americans have a lot of different words than us.They say 'elevator', we say 'lift'; they say, 'drapes', we say 'curtains'; they say 'president', we say 'seriously deranged git'.


    America, Language, President

  • A diplomat's job, if it is anything and especially in Trump's America, is to make damn sure it never speaks truth to power.


    America, Diplomacy, Power, Truth

  • President Trump Is a sort of punishment for Liberals.He is what they get when they refuse to listen to much nicer people, such as me.


    America, Liberals, President

  • In this country, American means white.Everybody else has to hyphenate.


    America, Identity, Segregation

  • The highest form of treason is to say that Americans aren't loved wherever they go, whatever they do. But Americans, in being hated, are simply paying the normal penalty for being people and they are foolish to think they should somehow be exempted from that penalty.


    America, Self-Consciousness

  • In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.


    America

  • If you don’t like your job, you don’t strike.You just keep going every day and doing really half assed. That’s the American way.


    America, USA

  • Your guilty conscience may move you to vote Democrat, but deep down you long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalise criminals and rule you like a king.


    America, USA, Voting

  • Our constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the Government of any other.


    America, USA

  • To understand the workings of American politics, you have to understand this fundamental law; conservatives think liberals are stupid. Liberals think conservatives are evil.


    America, USA

  • In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.


    America, USA

  • Our government must forever be a kind of war of about one half of the [people against the other.


    America, USA

  • Oregon leads America in both marital infidelity and clinical depression. What a sad state of affairs.


    America, USA

  • There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution and I don’t know what can be done to fix it. This is it; only nut cases want to be President.


    America, USA

  • I deeply respect American sentimentality, the way one respects a wounded hippo. You must keep an eye on it for you know it is deadly.


    America, USA

  • In America there are two classes of travel - first class and with children.


    America, USA

  • Last week I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.


    America, USA

  • Anyone who wants the presidency so much that he will spend two years organising and campaigning for it, is not to be trusted with office.


    America, USA

  • If you want to rise in politics in the United States, there is one subject you must stay away from and that is politics.


    America, USA