Quotes by Will Rogers

  • If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?


    Stupidity

  • You can’t say civilization isn’t advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.


    War

  • Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.


    Society

  • Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than Golf.


    Taxes

  • The one difference between death and taxes is that death does not get worse every time Congress meets.


    Taxes

  • See what happens if you don’t stop biting your nails.


    Mistakes

  • The more you read and observe about this politics thing, you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.


    Politics

  • We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.


    Politics

  • Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.


    Leisure

  • You know everybody is ignorant –only on different subjects.


    Ignorance

  • We can’t all be heroes. Someone has to stand on the kerb and clap as they go by.


    Heroism

  • Everything is funny as long as it happening to somebody else.


    Enjoyment, Fun

  • Diplomacy is the art of saying “Nice doggie” until you can find a rock.


    Diplomacy

  • You can’t say civilisation don’t advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.


    Civilisation