Quotes by Miles Kington

  • Knowledge is knowingly a tomato is a fruit.Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.


    Food, Knowledge, Wisdom

  • Industrial archaeology believes that a thing that doesn’t work anymore is far more interesting than a thing which works.


    Archaeology

  • Never criticise Americans, they have the best taste that money can buy.


    America, USA

  • The French are always too wordy and need cutting in half before they start.


    French

  • The peculiar, even unsatisfactory system whereby God never communicated directly with his chosen people, but preferred to give the Israelite leaders an off the record briefing.


    God

  • The peculiar, even unsatisfactory system whereby God never communicated directly with his chosen people but preferred to give the Israelite leaders an off the record briefing.


    Faith

  • My father taught me two things about bills; always query them and never pay until you have no alternative


    Debt

  • There are those who think that Britain is a class-ridden society and those who think it does not matter either way as long as you know your place in the setup.


    Class, Social Class