Quotes by Matt Groening

  • Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.

    Conflict, Families, Love

  • When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.


  • The three little sentences that will get you through life; Number one; Cover for me. Number two; Oh good idea boss! Number three; It was like that when I got here.