Quotes by A.A. Gill

  • He seems to have learned human as a second language (comment on Piers Morgan)

    Language, Obtuseness, Sympathy

  • I don’t know how long a child will remain utterly static in front of the television, but my guess is that it could be well into their 30’s.


  • The cushions had cushions and the curtains looked like duvets.


  • The difference between a chef and a cook is the difference between a wife and a prostitute. Cooks do meals for those they know and love. Chefs do it anonymously for anyone who has got the price